Drunk Threesome
I was hanging out a local bar on a Friday night, when a drunk guy came over to me and started chatting. I was wearing a shirt from a place I had visited and he had been there also. He was hanging on me and talking about how much fun he had. I was new in town, so just rolled with it. A few minutes later, a drunk woman came over and joined the conversation. She was just as drunk and I learned they were married. She wanted to leave, but he wanted to stay and talk. She was hanging on me and told me to tell him he should go home and fuck his wife. I laughed and asked if he may be too drunk. She said that she could still make it work. …