A Bathroom Visitor
One afternoon, my wife’s friend stopped by for a visit. I went to the basement to shave and shower to give the ladies some privacy. When I say shave, I mean both above and below the waist. Not giving it much thought, I left the bathroom door open and was standing at the sink nude with my face and head covered in shaving cream, along with my private area. I was in the middle of shaving my head when I heard someone outside of the bathroom door. My wife’s friend, Victoria, was looking at me and said, “I did not realize that you shaved everywhere and would be naked when I came down.” Looking at her: “Is there something that you want or need? How could I help you?” “I came down here to use …