Call Guy
“I’m a bachelor, too!” I tried to tell my dad, “I don’t even have a girlfriend,” but he said I was too young to go to the party, and instead, I had to go watch the stupid kids next door. So anyways, they passed out about 11, and they were so happy to get to stay up late, on a school night, but that left me with the couch. Stupid old couch, the springs are shot, so it sags down, and even with a pillow under my side, my shoulder digs into the cushion, and it makes my neck hurt, so I got up. Went out, the kids would be fine, and smoked a butt on my way around the side yard. I climbed up the gate, and across the wall to the roof. Up …