Going Out With a Bang
I caught my daughter with a boy in her room, and he came out topless, buckling up his pants. So, I decided she was old enough to hear the truth… First, “We better talk about safe sex.” The toilet flushed across the hall, but he didn’t stick around to take a shower. “I know, mom.” She put some clothes on, and pulled open the bedside drawer. “He used a condom.” That’s what we gave her them for, after all. “Was that your first time?” “No mom, but we use protection every time. I’m not stupid.” “I know, but. Huh, just sit down, a minute.” I sat on the bed across from her. “I suppose you’re old enough to hear about your fathers.” “I know, your wife told me, you went to Planned Parenthood.” “In a …