How I lost my virginity
So today I was sitting at home and got really horny as teenagers do but this wasn’t enough for masturbating to take care of, like really really horny. I went downstairs and checked the fridge for any dildo-shaped vegetables and didn’t see any. So I decided to walk to the store. I get to Walmart and walk inside and the adrenaline hits me. I walk over to the product and start measuring the different zucchini. I found one, it was 9 inches. So I grabbed it eagerly and made my way to the bathrooms. I go to the sink and begin to wash it to warm it up. I walk into the stall and spit in my hand. I was rubbing the zucchini all around my hand to lube it up. I put it up …