Dad Bod
I was an only child for a while, but then mom got back out there on the market. She dated for a couplefew years, and I had a bad experience when I was 10: She brought a guy home to spend the night. He came in my room, and when I woke up, he was touching me through the blankets. So, I called “MOM!” He covered my mouth, but too late. She came in, and kicked him out, then she never brought another man over until she got married again. She got me baby sitters while she went out, and I fooled around with a few. Nothing too dirty, but I wasn’t shy about what happened in my bed. At some point, my nightmares turned into wet dreams, but it took a few weeks, because …