17Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Seventeen: It’s Not Easy Being Green Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Character if you don’t know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don’t like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Chapter Seventeen Summary: It’s amazing what one can stuff in a broom cupboard. “You shagged my eyes green!” Hermione screeched. A part of Harry wanted to run very far away due to the anger in his lover’s voice. The other part of Harry marveled at …