Pickup Truck
My moms wanted the house to themselves, so they gave me the keys, and told me to “Stay safe.” I never thought to use that to get me laid! I know, I’m not the most attractive girl, but just because I never got into fashion, makeup, and hair. Let’s just say it’s different when you don’t have a mom, and dad to force Barbie down your throat, and let you pick your own toys. I headed down to the track, because the cops were doing one of their Beat the Heat nights. That’s how they stop street racing here, they fix up their own cars, paint them up all blue and white, they even have lights, and sirens. Then, they rent out the drag strip, so the local tuners can challenge them, and they’ve got …