His Own Medicine
My room-mate was such a slob, but I had to live with his mess, too. #Spermatophagia It’s not that big a deal, I mostly bitch about cleaning up after him, but there’s one thing that I found particularly disgusting. He came home, and went right to the bathroom (2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment.) I was just searing some patties for Sliders in the kitchenette, but he knows I’m taking Culinary Arts, and Restaurant Management. He jokes about me taking “Home-ec,” especially when I point out that his mother doesn’t live here, and even if she did, that wouldn’t be me. He came out a few minutes later, but he didn’t flush the toilet, or wash his hands. Sure enough, he didn’t wash the sink out, either. He just put his feet up on the couch, …