Sexmobile
Mom had an old car, a Towncar, and it was a classic. It wasn’t hard to find out what she was using it for, because she blogged about it. She kept a sort of sex diary online, about all her experiences. Starting with prom night, her dad drove her and her date, but that’s what he did for a living. We’re talking about the kind of car they stretch out into a limo, only he never did. He used to tell us all stories about driving rich and famous people around. Mostly rock stars like Eddie Money. He’d pick them up from the airport, take them to the hotel, the clubs, or the recording studio. I know, that’s not what you came here to read, but that’s what mom grew up with. At the prom, …