Big Brother Bottom (Part I)
I had a boyfriend, and I thought things were going okay. Not too fast, but then I came home, and saw the weirdest thing ever. Okay, first of all, let me go back and explain some things about my family. We’ve got 3 kids, my brother Allen is 3 years older, and my little sister Pepper is 3 years younger. I’m Saffron, so that kinda left me in the middle, but being the eldest, Alan got stuck babysitting us as kids. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but we played girl games as kids. Even though Alan was in charge, and we played boy games with him too, but he never used that to insist we did what he wanted to. I guess that should have been some kind of clue, …