Double Dong Dareya
My brother sent me a picture, and texted [You want this?] [Yeah] It was once of those double headed dildos we’d seen in porn movies. [Well come and get it.] I was already headed for the door, but I stopped to text [Y don’t you bring it home?] [It’s dirty.] I was just about to lock the front door, when he sent that. So, I went, and grabbed mom’s Go-bag from under the side table. By the door, I locked up, and Juan texted back: [Besides, there’s no way to hide it.] [Well, you could try hiding it in your ass.] [Very funny, but it’s too big. It’d hang out like a tail, and probably give me tetanus at least.] I pulled a mask out, and swung the duffel back. Ever since the pandemic, mom …