THE PRIMA DONNA_(1)
Lisa was what they call a prima donna. She gets her nails done every two weeks like clockwork, won’t go out without her makeup on, always dresses in the latest styles, says “ish” to housework, etc. You get the idea. She was the same way about sex. She rarely enjoyed sex and simply “got it overwith” once a week to please her fiance, Brian. Finally Brian got fed up with this and asked his buddies what he should do about it. “Are you kidding, man?” asked his friend, Steve. “Those prima donna bitches are the randiest, man, you just have to know how to bring it out of ’em!” “You can’t be serious,” Brian said. “She really doesn’t like sex that much. And I’m afraid to try anything but straightforward, plain sex with her because …