Win or Lose
Truth be told, I was happy that I lost the game, about the only time I can recall ever being happy about losing. It had been a simple game, each player dealt one card, low card loses, the first to lose seven times was the overall loser. The two winners, my wife Jean and her friend Linda, had left me the instant I had turned over that three. I was a bit suspicious since my wife had dealt the cards without shuffling but didn’t really mind, given the stakes. As the loser, I was the sex slave of the other two players, required to do all they told me to do, no safe word allowed. Becoming the sex slave of two women struck me as a huge win. After an interminable wait, my wife called …