Billy & the Big One
Billy & the Big One By JIMMY Pulling a dumb prank landed me and my buddy Billy in jail. After the humiliating experience of being finger printed, photographed, and stripped searched, we were led to cells. I lucked out and got a cell to myself but Billy was put across the hall from me with some dude. We stood at the bars and talked a little while, we had both called our parents and would get out in the morning. The lights went out at 10 PM and we hit our bunks. I had trouble getting to sleep but dozed off at some point. I woke up suddenly. I realized it was Billy’s voice that had woken me up. I looked across the hall. “Get away from me dude!” Billy demanded, “Get the fuck away!” …