Best Halloween Party EVER!!! (Revised edition)
This began at my friends Halloween party this year (2009). Costumes were mandatory and because I didn’t have a job at the time I couldn’t go out and buy a new costume, so I had to improvise with what I had at home. Since I am a heavy set guy with long hair and a totally bitchin goatee I just put on my red gym shorts, a plain blue shirt, a pair of flip flops, tied my hair back and went as the comic book store guy from The Simpsons. Of course there was liquor at the party; I didn’t drink much because I knew I had to drive home. After my two shots of Jeagermister I started to mingle with other people there. Some people I see every day at my community college, some …