Hump Day
When I was little, I liked to ride things because it felt good, but I didn’t know why. Until a couple of boys showed me how to do it. #Frotteurs There was a [No Running No Horseplay] sign up, and the boys saw me humping a plastic log. Honestly, why they would put a sign like that, in a playground is still beyond me, but I was just tuning everything out. Really getting into it, because the plastic bark had these creases cut into it, I could feel through my pant-legs. “Ha ha, no horse play!” Then, 2 older boys snapped me out of it, pointing, and laughing. I blushed, because honestly I was getting hot in there. One of those indoor playgrounds at a fast food place. You had to buy something to go …