Playing Hard To Get Her
On recess, there was this girl sitting by the playground all alone, and she had her legs spread wide open, so you could see her undies. #Tease So, I asked her what she was doing, and she said it was for the boys. I looked back, but they were still popping up, and down behind the wall, making “Pch psh!” noises at each other. I shook my head, “That’s not how you get boy’s attention.” “Well, it’s how I do it.” I just stepped out of the way, and waved, but then 2 of them chased another making “BUBUBUBT!” Noises. He tripped, and fell back, forgetting all about his imaginary machinegun. “Blam!” Another boy pumped an imaginary shotgun. “Chickchick, BLAM! Your dead.” “Does that ever work?” She scooted over so I could sit down on …