Special Birthday
In the corner of the strip club, I waited for the girls to come on. But the manager grabbed the mic and went up on the dancing stage. “May I have your attention?” He looked around and the sparse crowd looked at him, expecting some kind of announcement. “A lady came to me today and asked a special favor. It seems that it is her husband’s birthday and she promised him anything he wanted. He said that he would like a blow job.” There was some laughter in the crowd because they thought he was leading up to some kind of a joke. “She told him that she blew him anytime he wanted. In fact oral sex was a big part of their sex life. Evidently he wanted this to be a special blow job. …