“I’ve seen a few dicks in my time, and that’s a big one.” Marissa replied. “It’s bigger than Eli’s.”
I was visiting my sister Janet in Minnesota. I hadn’t seen her in 3 years, and during that time she had a baby boy. She named him Joshua, and he was 10 months old now. He was sleeping when we arrived, so I still hadn’t met him yet.
My son Eli 12, and my daughter Marissa 10, came with me. It was summer break andr they didn’t have school, so we planned to stay for 2 weeks.
We had been there for about 2 hours, when Janet went in the kitchen to prepare supper. About 10 minutes later, we could hear Joshua crying. Janet popped her head out of the kitchen and said, “hey can you go take care of him for me? He’ll need to be changed.”
“Well, I don’t know if I remember how to change a baby.” I said laughing. I went down the hallway, to the room where I could hear Joshua crying. Eli and Marissa were right behind me. They wanted to meet their cousin too.
I went in and turned on the light, and little Joshua looked over at us and then broke into the biggest smile I’ve ever seen. The fact that we were strangers didn’t seem to bother him. I went over picked him up, introduced Eli, Marissa then myself. Then I laid him down on the changing table to put a dry diaper on him.
I was taking the diaper off, Eli was on my right, Marissa was on my left. They were goo goo-ing the baby and making funny faces at him, and Joshua was smiling away.
I opened up the diaper and just stood there, staring, in total shock. Then Marissa said, “wow he’s got a big dick for a baby. It’s going to be huge when he’s grown up.”
I looked at her and asked, “how do you know it’s big?”
“I’ve seen a few dicks in my time, and that’s a big one.” Marissa replied. “It’s bigger than Eli’s.”
“What?” I asked her in disbelief.
She very matter-of-factly and calmly repeated “it’s bigger than Eli’s.”
“How would you know that?” I asked her.
“Because I’ve seen it.” She answered
Then I turned to my son, “have you’ve been exposing yourself to your little sister?”
“Well, yeah but it’s not like it sounds. I just didn’t take out my dick and start waving it at her.” Eli replied defensively.
“Okay, tell me what happened.” I said
“Well I had to use the bathroom, and I didn’t realize Marissa had just finished showering. When I opened the door and went in the bathroom, she was standing there naked and I saw her. Then she said, because I saw her naked, I had to let her see me naked.” He explained. “I felt bad that I went in without knocking and saw her naked, and thought she was right. It was only fair she got to see me naked. So I pulled down my pants and let her see my dick.”
“He’s got a nice dick mom.” Marissa chimed in. I hadn’t seen my son’s penis since he was 4 or 5 years old. I wondered how big it was now. According to Marissa, it was smaller than Joshua’s.
“Beside your brothers, who elses penis have you seen?” I asked my 10 year old daughter.
“You know Larry from across the street?” Marissa asked me.
“Yes, of course I know Larry. Isn’t he in college?” I asked her.
“Yeah, but this is his first year. I saw his penis last summer. His sister Lisa had a birthday pool party, do you remember?” She asked me. I did remember that actually and nodded my head.
“I saw it at the pool party. It happened kind of at the end of the party. A lot of the other girls left, but because I only lived across the street I was going to hang around. Larry asked me how long I can hold my breath, but I really didn’t know. So he said, why don’t you get down under the water and I’ll time you. Hold your breath for as long as you can.
So I took a deep breath and went under water. I always open my eyes underwater, and Larry was standing in front of me. Then I saw his hand go down the inside the front of his bathing suit, and when it came out, it was holding his dick. He tucked the waistband of his bathing suit under his balls, and just let his dick hang there for me to see.” She said, almost like she was describing a movie she watched.
“So he just took his penis out of his bathing suit and showed it to you?” I asked her.
“Well, yeah.” She said. “The first time.”
“The first time?” I asked her. I was totally flabbergasted.
“Yeah the second time was in their living room. I went over to see Lisa, but she wasn’t home. Larry was though. So I asked him if I could see his dick again. He said sure and took me in the living room. He told me to sit on the sofa, and then just took his pants off. This time, he started to lightly pull on his dick and it grew and got hard and was sticking straight out in front of him. He said it was called a hard-on. He even let me touch it. I’ve never felt anything like it. It was hot and the skin slid up and down on it, and you could feel the bone inside. It had a big head on it that looked like a mushroom. Then he pushed my hand off and started rubbing it really really fast, and after a while this white stuff squirted out of the end.” Marissa proudly informed me.
I didn’t know what to think at this point. Poor little Joshua was still laying there waiting to get a dry diaper put on him. I finished diapering him, pick him up and started out to the kitchen. I turned to Marissa and said “we’re going to talk about this later.”
I went into the kitchen, and as soon as Joshua saw mommy, he put his arms out to go to her.
“How’s my little man? Did you have a good sleep?” She asked him as she took him in her arms.
“You know, you could have warned me.” I said to her in a whisper.
“And spoil the surprise?” She said giggling.
“That didn’t come from our side of the family. How big is Rob?” I asked her, still whispering so the kids wouldn’t hear. Specifically Marissa.
“Isn’t that a little personal? Janet said to me, with a shit eating grin on her face. She knew exactly how big every guy I dated was, and I knew exactly how big every guy she dated was. For some reason, we just never talked about Rob.
Janet went to the refrigerator, and took out a 20 oz can of Coors light. She put it on the counter and said, “this is 2″ shorter than Rob, but the circumference is almost exactly the same.”
My mouth dropped open, and I was in shock. I couldn’t believe any man had a penis that big.
“You’re joking right?” I asked her in disbelief.
She giggled and said “I’m serious as a heart attack.”
“How did it ever fit inside you?” I asked her.
“That’s the best part.” She replied. “I need to be ultra, super wet for him to squeeze that monster inside me. He usually spends a good 20 minutes licking me before I’m ready to take him.”
“Did you say Uncle Rob’s dick is as big as that beer can?” Marissa asked from behind me. Fuck, how long has she been standing there I thought to myself.
Janet looked at me eyebrows raised as if to say, should I answer her.
“Apparently, Marissa has seen a few dicks in her time.” I told my sister.
Janet started laughing, asking “whose dicks did she see?”
“I’ll tell you about that later. I’m hungry right now, let’s eat supper.” I said, shaking my head.
We all sat down at the table, and Janet started to spoon out spaghetti and meatballs for us.
“So Auntie Janet, does Uncle Rob really have a dick that big?” Marissa persisted.
Janet looked at me, to see if she should answer the question. I just shrugged my shoulders and gave up.
“Yes Marissa, Uncle Rob’s dick is that big.” Janet replied to her, trying to stifle a giggle.
“So I guess Joshua inherited his big dick from his daddy right?” Marissa asked. “Do you think I could see Uncle Rob’s dick?”
“Actually, I don’t think Rob would agree to show his dick to a little girl. But it just so happens, I have pictures on my phone.” Janet said, smiling at me. If truth be told, I wanted to see Rob’s dick too. I’ve never seen one that big.
She pulled up several pictures on her phone, and then passed it around. I took a look, and couldn’t believe it. It looked like a third leg.
“Holy shit, that is one big dick.” Marissa exclaimed.
“Watch your language young lady.” I said to her.
Eli was sitting there, looking at the picture. “I sure wish my dick were this big” he said almost to himself. But we all heard him, and of course Marissa had to say, “I’ll bet you do. You have a real little one.”
“It’s not little, it’s just not that big.” Eli replied defensively.
“Not that big and little, kind of mean the same thing.” Marissa replied.
“Okay you two, quit talking about how big Eli’s penis is.” I said to them both.
Janet was sitting there, laughing uncontrollably. I could see tears running down her face. “Oh, the next two weeks are going to be a blast.” She managed to say between gales of laughter.
The rest of our visit was almost uneventful. Marissa ws able to see Ray cock before we left, but that’s a story for another day.