Happy birthday to me
It was my 14th birthday and my friend secretly hired a 19 year old prostitute to come to my little party. It was my 14th birthday and my parents finally let me have the house to myself, as soon as my parents got in the car and drove off for their weekend away, me and my mate Simon headed to our den in the woods, where a few days earlier we’d managed to persuade some guy to buy us loads of booze and we’d stashed it away in our den, we collect it all and took it back to my house and piled it up on the table in the basement. I didn’t have a lot of friends though, it was just me, Simon, Ricky and Callum, we were basically the nobody’s of our school, …