Doris walked home deep in thought. Although she was shocked by Father O’Flynn’s behaviour and language, she had to concede that maybe she was a little out of touch and that investing in a computer and gaining access to the internet could be a good thing. She could learn to send and receive e-mails and maybe use it to spread the Word of the Lord. She would arrange it as soon as possible.
Doris opened her door to a good looking muscular young man with a smiling kind face. ” Here to set up your computer, love! ” he said cheerily. ” Oh do come in, young man” answered Doris. ” The name’s Ed” he said. ” Come in, Ed. A cup of tea? ”
” No thanks. I’m okay. Through here, is it, Iove? ” What a pleasant, decent looking young man, she thought and led him into the !iving room. I wonder if he’s religious? Doris sat on the sofa behind him while he bent over and played with the computer keyboard on a low coffee table. However, as he bent over further, the back of his jeans slid down revealing a good three quarters of his hairy asscrack to her. She turned her head, blushing furiously, which was just as well, as he then ripped a huge 10 second fart! He looked round at her and said ” Sorry, love, I had a rushed lunch. That wasn’t right in your face, was it? I mean, my missus loves it when I do that, but I appreciate it’s not everyone’s scene. ”
Oh dear, thought Doris. I think I’ve misjudged the character of this young man. Anyway, he started explaining about e-mails and accessing the internet and she found she was picking it all up quite quickly. “Well, there you go, all set up.” He winked. ” Now you can get that old pussy wet by watching as much fucking porn as you want ! ”
“Good heavens, young man!”
” Ed.. ”
” Good heavens, Ed! ” She cried. “That’s not what I got the computer for. I want it to spread the Word of the Lord.”
” Well, best of luck with that, love. The biggest religion on the internet now is Satanism. ”
“What?!” said Doris.
” Yeah, they worship Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub or whatever. They dress in black and masturbate to porn as often as they can. I’m quite drawn to it myself, but I don’t think the missus would be keen. I’d like to get the kids involved though. ”
“Kids?”
” Yeah, my son who’s ten and daughter, eight. I’d love to get her in a little black basque with cutouts to display her titties, cunny and fat little bum to all those nasty men on the internet into blasphemy and all that sexy shit! ”
Doris was speechless. “Anyway, that’s set up, love. Can I use your toilet?” He didn’t wait for a reply and Doris went hurrying after him to the bathroom. She wasn’t sure she wanted this young man defecating in her toilet. She was relieved he just needed to urinate, but he left the door wide open and stood sideways to the loo, so his big strong cock was on full display . He peed llike a racehorse and Doris noticed his aim wasn’t too brilliant. He then blasted an almighty pissfart! ” Oh fuck, that’s better. I needed that! I’ll see my own way out” and, with that, he left whistling and humming and scratching his hairy arse. Doris went back to the computer.
Well, they say God moves in mysterious ways and the Devil must do too, because Doris became very adept at using the internet and was soon surprised and delighted by what became available to her. She invited Ed back for that tea and he gave her a lovely mercy fuck on the living room carpet.
She renounced Christianity completely and is now a committed Satanist. She proudly displays her hairy old vagina, fucks herself up the arse with crucifixes and wipes her shitty bum with pages torn from the Bible, all on webcam. She is in touch with a local Satanist sect and will soon attend a Black Mass, where she is reliably informed she will be gangfucked up the cunt and shithole on a Black silk covered altar.
At turned 80 now, Doris was a very late starter, but as far as she’s concerned, Life is just beginning!
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