I caught my daughter with a boy in her room, and he came out topless, buckling up his pants. So, I decided she was old enough to hear the truth…
First, “We better talk about safe sex.” The toilet flushed across the hall, but he didn’t stick around to take a shower.
“I know, mom.” She put some clothes on, and pulled open the bedside drawer. “He used a condom.” That’s what we gave her them for, after all.
“Was that your first time?”
“No mom, but we use protection every time. I’m not stupid.”
“I know, but. Huh, just sit down, a minute.” I sat on the bed across from her. “I suppose you’re old enough to hear about your fathers.”
“I know, your wife told me, you went to Planned Parenthood.”
“In a manner of speaking, but not exactly. We met at Planned Parenthood, but we were working there. So, we had access to medical records, which included the men that came in for testing, their addresses… It’s not strictly legal what we used them for.”
“You got artificially inseminated.”
“No, we um. Well, there’s no other way of saying this, or we would have figured it out by now, but we set up a gangbang.”
“With men?” I nodded, “How many men?”
“Well, that’s not important, but it turns out that there were. More than enough, I’ll say that. There’s still a confidentiality issue here, but.”
“But we’re not talking about just 2 guys,” she interrupted. “Ten?”
“No, not 10, but more than 5. We also had access to one of the offices. The on-site Gynecologist’s office, so we could use the examination table, with the stirrups?”
She shook her head, but she’d just had sex. With her boyfriend, and seeing him topless like that. I have to admit I approve. “Your brother doesn’t know, or. I don’t know, maybe his mother has already told him.”
“He’s, not.” She looked away, and shook her head. Biting her lip.
“What? Your brother?” She shook her head. “So, you have been fooling around with him.”
“No? Well, okay. Uh, but he’s not my real brother, so it’s not incest, and he always wears protection too.”
“It’s all right, you’re not in any trouble.”
“Well, what did you expect was going to happen? Putting us in the same room, with condoms, and listening to you two going at it every night, and are you even a real lesbian?”
“Well, of course. Look, bisexuality, and lesbianism aren’t mutually exclusive. We’re bisexual lesbians, but we can’t really love a man. Any men, we love each other very much, but we wanted to be mothers, and we decided that the best way to become mothers was together.”
“With a gangbang?”
“Well, honestly, it was more of a bukkake, but we had plenty of semen to finger into each other. We just didn’t want it to be too clinical, and resort to test tubes, turkey basters, it was really more natural that way.”
“So, you’re not upset with me, and Jeremy?”
“Having sex?”
“He was my first, and he set me up with some of his friends, and now he’s dating one of my friends, and I’m not sure how to feel about it.”
“Jealous?”
“Yeah, a little, but you didn’t really sleep with him, did you?”
“Huh, I’m sorry, but I’m not going to lie to you.”
“Huh, it’s okay. I understand, since I slept with him too. I guess I can’t be too jealous.”
“Look, I don’t believe in jealousy. I mean yeah, of course I know it’s a thing, and it’s natural for you to be jealous of your brother sleeping around, but he’s a teenager, so it’s only natural.”
“Mom, I um.” She turned away again, and bit her lip.
“I know, you’ve been sleeping with Margot as well. She told me, again. I don’t want there to be any jealousy, or lies in this house.”
She nodded. “Or incest?”
“No, as you pointed out, multiple times. He’s not your brother, he’s not my son, and Margot isn’t your mother, so it’s all right.”
“No, it’s not. It’s sick, and dirty, but somehow it’s also hot?”
“Huh!” I rolled my eyes, but I nodded, when she looked back. “Yeah, I suppose it is, a little perverse, but I like it, so I wouldn’t feel too bad about it, if I were you.”
“So, you wouldn’t. Want to.” She shook her head, and bit her lip, turning away.
“Sleep with you? No, of course not. You’re my daughter, and I’m not into incest.”
“Huh!” She sighed, “Okay.”
I finally had to leave, but that boy was waiting by the door.
“Hey,”
“What are you still doing here?”
“You know what I was doing here, fucking your daughter.”
“Get out, you little.”
“Bitch!” He hit me, but Maude came to my rescue, and between the 2 of us, we managed to push him out.
“OMG, I’m sorry.” She just held me in the hall. “Are you all right?” She felt my cheekbone, where he hit me, and it was already starting to swell.
“Where did you get such a violent prick from?”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know he would be like that. I’m so sorry.”
“Huh, well I don’t want you going out with boys like him, you could get hurt.”
“I know, but he wasn’t ever like that before, I swear!”
“Huh,” well that killed the mood. So, I kissed her head. “I just want you to be safe.”
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