Helluva dream.
I was working on a project to rehab old houses for the needy. Over the past few weeks, we gutted the inside, fixed some plumbing and electrical problems, and replaced fixtures. Now, this weekend, I’d been asked to take charge of tearing down and rebuilding the small rotting deck in the back.
By late morning, my team – myself, another guy, and two women – had demolished the old deck and hauled the debris to the curb. We had just sunk the new posts and started to cut joists when a window opened on the house next door.
“Would you mind holding down the racket out there?”
Hold it down? Did she think we had a volume control on our table saw?
Always best to use the diplomatic approach first. “Sorry, ma’am, we will do what we can, but building a deck does make a certain amount of noise.”
“Can’t you at least cut the boards inside?”
“Sorry, but no, we have drywallers and mudders working inside today, and they can’t have the dust.” Perhaps that should have been enough, but, given the ridiculousness of her attempt at micromanagement, I decided to fully explain what was wrong with her suggestion. “And if we had to go inside every time we need to make a cut and carry it back out, that means we wouldn’t get done today. You don’t want us working on this through tomorrow, do you?”
“No, I do not,” she replied stiffly, slamming the window shut. Okay, chalk up one failure for diplomacy, though maybe I could have stopped with my point about dust. But hopefully, she would at least leave us alone.
We got the stairs and joists done, and as we started to cut the decking we got a real rhythm going: one of the women cutting boards, and the man and the other woman placing them and screwing them down, one right after the other. We probably were making a lot of noise, banging things out like that.
The window opened again. The woman’s head now sported red devil horns. “Now it’s getting even louder! You people have been working on that house for weeks, and the noise just keeps getting worse!”
I didn’t have to say anything, because my team stood up for themselves just fine. The woman who’d been running the saw grabbed a 2×2 baluster off the pile, held it up, and yelled, “It’s two o’clock on a Saturday! Of course, it’s loud. If you don’t shut the fuck up and let us build low-income housing, I’m going to come over there and shove this up your ass! I bet it’d fit, too!”
Then the other woman brandished her drill and, with a slightly maniacal grin, added, “And I’ll screw your feet to the floor while she does it.” The two women exchanged a look that almost made me think they were prepared to carry out the threat. Yikes. I thought I saw the other man shudder a little bit.
My eyes popped open as Rick shifted his weight behind me.
Now awake, I remembered that I was in bed with my best friend. The construction episode was just a dream.
In truth, I really was building a deck this weekend, but it was at Rick’s house, not a charity project. And I realized the angry woman next door in the dream looked a lot like my ex-wife. Well, except for the horns. With her, I’d gotten used to starting with diplomacy, but quickly having things degrade to something less than that. Fortunately, she now lived hundreds of miles away, and couldn’t actually mess with the deck, or the new life, that I was building.
The other two women in the scene were my best friend Rick’s wife, Emily, who was mostly lesbian, and her girlfriend Jackie, who was a hundred thirty percent lesbian.
I could feel Rick’s chest hairs against my back and his shrunken, flaccid cock against one of my ass cheeks.
Rick and I, both just past forty, had renewed our old college friendship earlier this year when I’d divorced and moved to his town. Tonight, after weeks of escalating flirtation on Rick’s part, we had finally acted on our mutual lust. Technically, we had done it all tonight – first touch of another man, first kiss, first suck, even first fuck – and yet, it felt like we were just getting started.
I shifted my weight a bit, having just awakened from this dream. I felt his cock stiffen a bit in response. He wasn’t fully hard, but garden-hose stiff, though he was still at least half-asleep.
I moved my ass against his cock, aligning his length with my ass crack.
He stirred. I felt a hand on my shoulder. I placed my hand over his and pivoted my hips so my ass rode along the length of his cock. Then I pulled his hand in front of me, placing it on my own manhood.
His big warm hand started stroking me, ever so slowly and gently.
His weight shifted his penis more firmly between my buttocks. I don’t think either of us had the energy in this sleepy state for real penetration, but this was certainly enjoyable. His solid shaft moved slowly and smoothly back and forth inside its uncircumcised sheath, itself warmly nestled inside my butt cleavage.
He kept slowly pumping from behind and stroking me from the front, more slowly than I’d ever serviced myself. It was so luxuriantly slow that I dozed off again.
A new dream developed.
Although I’d been a longtime confidant to the Queen, palace intrigue had got the best of me and I had been betrayed. Escorted out of the castle by the bishops. Banished. Or worse: she might yet send her pawns to retrieve my head.
Wandering the woods, cold and afraid, I was accosted by a knight from a neighboring kingdom out on patrol.
“Halt, traveler!” he commanded.
I recognized the voice, even if I couldn’t make out his face yet.
“Could it be?” I countered. “Richard the Lynx-hearted?”
“Few know that name anymore. Who could ye be? Identify thyself!”
I was about to do so, but he had gotten close enough to see me clearly. “Why, ‘tis Joseph from the War of the Birches!” Our two kingdoms had joined forces twenty years earlier to fend off an attack from a larger kingdom to the west. “Hail, comrade well met!”
We exchanged greetings and manly hugs. I explained how I came to be banished.
“Why, ‘tis the greatest travesty that this should happen to a man so proven in battle – and so loyal. We would gladly welcome you into your realm.”
And with that, he swept me up onto his steed, oddly enough having me sit in front of him rather than behind. He wrapped one arm around me to hold me steady, which felt remarkably soothing.
The horse rode on and on, the rhythmic feel of warm flesh moving under my buttocks. I felt comforted, stimulated even, by Richard’s firm grip, yet as we rode to our new home I was almost physically delirious with excitement.
A feeling of warm, slick wetness started spreading back there.
Oh.
I awoke from this dream, right as Rick filled my ass crack with cum. The building delirium that I’d been feeling gave way to ecstasy as I peaked and squirted my own mess between the sheets.
I felt a kiss on the back of my neck, then within seconds I heard Rick snoring again. Soon I was out again too.
We would clean the sheets tomorrow.