Mom, Me, and the Hermaphrodite

Mom and I are sex addicts. We have been living together for the last 2 years, but we have been fucking each other (and others) since I was 16. My name is George Rancourt, Mom’s name is Ramona MacKenzie, because she remarried after Dad died to a guy who was kind and classy, once, but when he developed personal problems, he stopped being classy. Then somehow, he found out about me and Mom, even though I was away in the navy, he became an abusive bum, and damn near ruined her. Mom is still a pretty sexy little cunt, if I do say so my self, she’s pretty tall for a woman, 5ft 9, short brown curly hair, small C-cup round tits, and an ass that every man stares at, and it’s (mostly) all mine. I’m just average height, 5ft 10, brown wavy hair (who knew?) Fairly wide shoulders, hazel eyes, and when I was younger, I had a club foot, which, I’m convinced was how I got to fuck Mom in the first place, that and Dad played in a band nights and she was horny. Mom was working as a waitress in a big hotel, and one of her regular clients was an orthopedic surgeon, and he was trying to score with her, so she made a deal with him, Fix her son’s club foot for a weekend of no holds barred sex. So now I’m a normal man.

We had moved to Maine after I broke up her marriage with the guy who beat her and broke her arm. We were now living just outside of Bath, I was working at Bath Iron Works, welding on sections for ships, so she took a part-time job as a waitress in a restaurant for something to do to help pay for the car I had bought because a motorcycle only works in Maine for 6 mo out of the year.

Mom got friendly with a pretty waitress from the restaurant, and talked about their “boyfriends” (that’s how she explained me) and one day, she found the girl, her name was Magda Podlinski, in the ladies room, crying her eyes out because her boyfriend had left her. After a long talk, it turned out that they had started to have sex, and when the boyfriend saw what she had between her legs, he was horrified, then, got mad and left. Mom’s curiosity got the best of her and she talked Magda into showing her. Magda had both a cunt and a cock! Mom asked her if they both worked, she said “Yes, but I pee through the long one.” Mom said “Do you have balls?” “Yes, they are on each side of my slit.” Mom said “Oh, wow, do you like both boys and girls?” “Oh, yes.” Mom said, “Would you like me to suck that thing a little bit?” Magda nodded, and Mom dropped to her knees and slid the 6 inch cock into her mouth. In no time, it was standing up, and Mom slid her hands up under Magda’s shirt and began fondling her tits. The nipples were hard as little rocks. So was Magda’s cock. Mom stood up, turned around, flipped up the back of her waitress uniform, and not wearing any panties, sat right down on Magda’s cock and started working her cunt muscles on it. “OmyGod, Mom said, I’m fucking another cunt, and it’s inside me!” And with that, she gushed cunt-juice all over Magda’s cock. Magda hadn’t come yet, so Mom went back and resumed sucking and tonguing that cock. Magda finally squirted a load in Mom’s mouth.

Mom said, “Don’t worry about losing that bum of a boyfriend, you come home with me after work, and I’ll share my boyfriend with you. I’ll guarantee he won’t be turned off by what you got there.”

When I got home, Mom had cooked up a pot of chop suey, and she was sitting at the kitchen table, sipping on some port wine with this sandy haired cutie who looked to be about 20 years old. Mom said “Georgie, this is Magda, why don’t you go get cleaned up, we have a surprise for you after supper!” I smiled to myself, figuring that I was going to be treated to a show of a lot of cunt eating followed by me fucking one or the other. I went upstairs and took a shower, and shaved, put on some cologne, dressed in a pair of jeans and a white T-shirt, with a pair of moccasins. Mom had poured my beer in a glass instead of my usual bottle, for class, I guess.

All through supper, they talked about work stuff, who left the best tips, who was nasty, and who they liked to give the best service. No mention of sex at all. Then the breakup with Magda’s boyfriend, though no details. I was about half asleep when Mom got up and kissed her on the mouth, flipped up her skirt, AND GRABBED HER BY THE COCK! I said “Oh shit, a crossdresser, I guess it’s jerk-off night!” Mom said, “That’s the surprise, spread your legs, Magda.” She did, and Mom shoved 3 fingers right out of sight. “What the hell–” I said. Mom said “She’s got a cunt, too, we can both play!” I stepped over, and started tongue kissing Magda, and she drove her tongue halfway down my throat. Mom had all her clothes off, so I started undressing Magda, and when I was finished, with some help from her, they both started pulling my clothes off, too. I didn’t wait, my cock was so hard, I could break windows with it, so I picked her up, carried her upstairs, and laid her on the bed, grabbed her cock and started licking her cunt until I saw her own juice coming down. I drove in my seven inches, and started pumping and stroking her cock. Mom got on the bed and shoved her head between us, and swallowed Magda’s cock right to her belly. I felt her cunt begin to tighten and relax, and Mom started swallowing and snorting. Magda was grunting like a pig running uphill. Mom sat back, and wiped her mouth, and said “Well that was a first for me!”

After we had a break and ate a strawberry-rhubarb pie that Mom had made, along with some more wine and beer, we started a three way tongue kiss, and Mom said “It’s time for the French Connection.” We just looked at her. “OK, Magda, put that cock in me. Then, Georgie, you can get her from behind.” Magda knelt between Mom’s legs and slid her cock into Mom. “Aaaah, that feels nice.” Mom said, then she wrapped those long legs up around Magda’s back, while sucking and nibbling on her right tit. I came up behind, and rammed the dogbone home. I just held still, and let Magda do the pumping. Into Mom, off of me, out of Mom, on to me. We did this one slow and easy, for at least a half hour, before I felt the pressure building, and started taking deep, hard strokes. This caused Magda to do the same, so finally, I started squirting, and I think it went right on through her, into Mom. She thought so, too, because she said, “I think I got both loads at once, that time”, and it looked like a cupful of jizz running out of her cunt. We all slept good that night.