My Maiden Aunt

Some years ago I went to live with my “maiden” Aunt in the great city of Chicago. I had just graduated from small town high school and was starting college in the big city.

I soon found out that my unmarried Aunt was a big Bears fan, she would drag me to Soldiers Field even when it freezing out, keeping my moaning quiet by stuffing tons of junk food down my gob.

One night when we got back from the game my stomach felt tied into hard knots from all the crap I had eaten. I tried going to sleep in her guest room, but the junk food wouldn’t let me rest; I had the mother of all stomach aches churning in my belly. My Auntie was well aware of this and came in to feel my gut saying she could fix it right up and told me to meet her in the bathroom.

When I got to the bathroom I saw her bending over the tub filling it with hot water. I felt embarrassed as anything, but the pain was excruciating; I would have crawled across the floor of hell itself for some relief.

Suddenly, she told me to take off my pajama bottoms and stood up and started unbuttoning her blouse.

I was dumbfounded.

I stood there like an idiot as she stripped down to bra and giant white cotton panties.

At that time my Aunt was in her mid-40’s and was a big woman; not really fat, more zaftig, with HUGE tits (40DD?); I remember being fascinated with her deep cleavage as the too small bra she wore made her big glistening tits rub up against each other like a couple of baby seals. She told me again to take my bottoms off and turned around to check the bathwater showing me a big ass crack between massive pink cheeks; she was sweating and the sweat made the white cotton panties almost invisible. Then she stood up, hung a red enema bag on the curtain rod, and sat on the toilet seat. Without another word she bent me over her lap and yanked off the bottoms. She got some Vaseline, spread my cheeks, and just matter-of-factly put a greased finger right around the rim my asshole, really lubing it, putting gobs of Vaseline in the ass crack, resting the heel of her hand right on my sweaty balls. I felt my dick swelling against her fleshy thigh and really had to work at not coming all over her, especially when she put a little bit of finger into my hole.

The actual nastiness was quickly over. She left the nozzle in and told me to take it out when I was over the toilet. My exposed cock was standing full out, seven inches and flapping like a flagpole and I stupidly tried hiding it by bending at the knees. My Auntie only smiled saying it was a perfectly natural reaction and I almost swallowed my tongue noticing a little glistening pre-cum stain on her thigh. She didn’t say anything about it and left me alone with the toilet and blessed relief.

I took a quick bath and went back to bed, but was so worked up there was no way I could fall asleep: I just *had* to see her naked…

I heard her going back into the bathroom, so I snuck out to sneak a peek through the keyhole. She heard me fumbling outside the door and asked what I was up to. I said I really had to pee, but would wait until she finished. She said if I had to go, just come in and do it.

The toilet was next to the tub and she was up to her neck in the bathwater, trying to cover titties and pussy with her hands, but I could still see gigantic pink areolas floating like twin islands in the soapy water, and a thick light brown bush between her legs. I took my cock out to pee but kept glancing over my shoulder at the underwater triangle of pussy hair and my dick started getting hard again… It got so hard so fast my piss missed the toilet and made a big splash on the tiled floor!

My Auntie sighed and jumped out of the tub. I backed away as she bent between the tub and toilet to clean up the mess, making her giant tits sway and sometimes flatten against the toilet as she rolled off wads of toilet paper to clean it up… I was so close I could have actually touched the wet hairs on either side of her razor sharp pussy crack, and even saw a bit of brown asshole as she spread her legs to steady herself. Bent over like that she couldn’t see me and I gave my aching cock a couple quick strokes and squirted into my hand, squeezing the thick cum out of the dick and into my palm, dying to get hard again and doggie fuck that wet and warm and oh-so-inviting cunt just inches away. But all I did was say I was sorry and limp back to the guest room, my hand full of gooey cum.

I stayed with my Aunt that entire freshman year and got one hell of an education, but that’s, as they say, another couple of stories…