Prom mom
Billy came home from school in a sour mood. His mom, Kathy, asked him, “What’s wrong, Billy?” Like a typical teen he answered, “nothing mom, I just need to go to my room and do homework.” “Not until you tell me what’s bothering you!” “Okay! If you really have to know, I can’t get a date to the prom! I’m a dweeb and no girl will agree to go with me!” Kathy went quickly to Billy and wrapped him in her arms, “Oh Billy! I’m so sorry! You’re not a dweeb, and those girls don’t know what I know! How about I be you date?” “Mom! You can’t be my prom date! I’d never live it down!” “Well obviously we can’t go to your prom. But we can have a date with all the trimmings …