Greetings – My name is Edward McFadden and I was born in Glasgow in 1999. Most people call me “Ted” –
As a baby, I wore nappies – but after I no longer needed them, I wore a kilt in the McFadden tartan with nothing underneath – my cock – 4″ and uncircumcised in those days dangled loosely until I started to hold it – which was pleasant, – and it started to stiffen when I was 6. I started to wank and cum. It was an exciting time for me and I would cum several times a day.
I think my parents became aware of this and Dad said “We are sending you to Boarding School in England – to learn some discipline”.
I was sent, by train, to Dorset and arrived at the start of the Spring term at the local boarding school – An impressive ancient establishment – over 1,000 years old. – I had been told to take a message to the House Master of School House at one side of the quadrangle by the Abbey.
He welcomed me and gave me a tour of the premises and took me to have dinner on one of ten tables, in the Dining Room.
He then took me to the dormitory. where the boys were undressing for bed, Cocks everywhere in all shapes and sizes. When I lifted my kilt my cock was nearly erect and three naked boys came over and asked me “Why are you wearing a skirt?” – “Och – It’s me Kilt,” I said “I’m a Scotsman – and I always wear it” and they invited me to join them.
This was the first time that I had the opportunity to handle another cock and we had s superb time wanking each other – they were all circumcised. I had never handled another boy’s dick before and multi-wanking was a delight. Apparently. it was quite normal for boys to share a bed and wank before going to their own beds to sleep. My first night my new friend Peter O’toole pulled my foreskin back and sucked my cock – so I sucked him and was delighted at the taste of cum. I had licked my fingers after wanking but never had globs to swallow – total bliss.
I was given the nickname of ‘Tartan Ted’ and some of the Masters called me that.
One afternoon my new friend ‘Seamus O’Toole and I cycled out to the local Deer Park and we were both naked in the sun and were wanking each other when he said “I am going to kiss you and then fuck your arse” – I refused the kiss, but lay on my stomach and held my arse cheeks apart. – He fingered my hole and his prick with a lubricant and slowly eased into my arse – it hurt a bit for a few moments but, as my sphincter became widened I began to enjoy it – and felt the cum spurts in my arse.
Another friend, Anthony, enjoyed frotting – I call it cock-fucking – He lay on top of me cock to cock in a fucking motion until he squirted cum on my stomach – I found it mildly unpleasant – But he then wanked me off. I asked him to suck me off, one day. He seemed appalled and said “I can’t do that”.
This enjoyment continued every term until I was 18 when I went to Glasgow University to study for a Veterinarian Degree – a 6-year course. It was here that I first met girls. Peter O’Toole, being Irish went to Trinity College in Dublin. (for some reason he was nicknamed “Cocky”). We kept in touch (both literally and metaphorically) and visited each other across the Manx Sea.
Glasgow University is one of the oldest in Britain dating from 1451 and is rated the 6th best University in Britain. It was founded by Papal decree – and has the motto “The Way – The Truth – The Life”.
Trinity College was established by Royal Decree By Queen Elizabeth 1 in 1550 and has the typical Irish motto “It will last until Endless Future Times” and is rated 18th best University in the World.
In Glasgow, there were many girls. Their skirts were as short as my kilt and I got glimpses of panties on most. One beautiful blonde Girl approached me, smiling, and said “I have never seen a man in a kilt before – it is as short as my skirt – I am Sue – shall we go and make comparisons” and she led me to her room and flopped onto the bed. She was naked under her skirt and I was fascinated to see well-trimmed hair. She saw me staring and said, “Have you never seen a naked girl before?” – I said “No only naked boys” – “Did you have sex with them?” – “Yes quite a lot” I replied – “Did you enjoy it” – “Of course,” I said “But I have never met a girl before” –
“You have a lot to learn, and as a trainee teacher, I will teach you – take your clothes off and lie next to me” She removed her transparent top and threw her skirt onto the floor, while I threw my shirt and kilt onto her pile and lay next to her staring at her round tits and nipples, whilst she grabbed and rubbed my dick. “Feel my tits and suck my nipples” Sue ordered and started to suck my prick. I soon had an orgasm and gave Sue a mouthful of cum – she licked her lips and swallowed. Smiling, she said “That tastes good – now look between my legs and I will explain a woman’s anatomy”. She held her slit open and said “This is my Vagina but you will say cunt – these folds are called Labia but you will call them lips, this little knob is the clitoris – clit to you – it is the area that gives me the most excitement when you finger or suck it and when you fuck me this hole is the urethra from which I piss – but you know what fucking is with boy’s arses – fuck my cunt” I did and it was a warm, wet passage and I soon spurted cum. – “I enjoyed that – did you?” “It was Superb,” I said “What else can you show me” – “You have fucked enough arseholes. Women and Men will be the same, – you may need to wear a condom – but I am on the pill so that’s OK – but it also prevents the spread of diseases. But I am sure we are both clean” “Talking about clean – Join me in the Shower”.
So we went into the shower and having adjusted the temperature we washed each other paying particular attention to our sex parts – I squatted to lick her cunt when she told me to open my mouth as she had a full bladder – I did and nearly drowned by the stream of piss – it tasted very good indeed. – “That was a Golden Shower,” She said – “I hope you enjoyed it because I am very thirsty too,” Sue said and opened her mouth for me to point my cock and give her a drink of pee.
We dried each other and relaxed, for a while. Sue said “I am a slut but is there anything else we can do as we are both now Bi?”. “Yes” I said “Come to Ireland with me, bringing a girlfriend and we – Slut and Tartan Ted can give Cocky a lesson”.
We took a boat across the sea to Dublin. Cocky met us at the quay and took us all to his home in Lambert Mansions, 3 Pembroke Road, Ballsbridge. Dublin 04.
He introduced us to his girlfriend Lesley O’Brian (call me Les) and we unpacked our few belongings and went to have dinner – Irish Stew and vegetables – Yoghurt and some Cheesa and biscuits. We relaxed for a short while and Cocky suggested that we undress to have coffee and drinks in the lounge. It was a delight to see everyone naked and Les served the coffee along with glasses of Bushmills Black (Whiskey) and we had a dirty talk for a while. talking about Fucking Cunts having their Cocks manipulated.
Cocky and I were both erect when Les said – “As an interlude – since we are all Bi – would you like Sue and I, to entertain you men?”.
“Yes please,” Cocky and I said in Unison. We had a tremendous time seeing the naked girls French kissing while fingering each other’s cunts, fondling tits, and sucking nipples, and seeing juices flooding out from wet cunts – they licked each other’s arse holes (just like a man) and frotting (cunts together) cunt fucking – The most exciting thing I have ever seen. Cocky and I had wanked off twice before Les and Sue said “Cum and join us” – We did and an orgy of a lifetime ensued. – To simplify matters every hole was used several times and pints of cum and juices were swallowed, – I am definitely a Tart.
After breakfast, we reminisced over the night’s events and Les said “Since I am an extremely sexy teacher and now you are so experienced – Why don’t we set up a school to teach others how to maximise their sexual enjoyment?”
And so ‘Les and Tart’s Sex School was formed’.