“Huh!” I knew I was dirty minded, but somehow missed that I was gay, until my dad got his Cock Gun out.
He bitched about how much of a pain in the ass cabinetry is, but mom finally nagged him enough to fix her bedside table. it’s just a night stand, 1 night stand, and of course the “Caulk Gun” jokes were obvious, but he finally got pissed off at my dirty jokes, and kicked me out of the workshop.
It was like talking about a Dam. Look at that damn thing. An excuse to say “Cock gun,” but I got woody on the way back in the house. “Uh,” I almost ran right into my little sister, but thank god she didn’t look down until I got in my room, and locked the door.
Then, I looked up porn on the internet, but for some reason I never noticed what I was looking at, the whole time. You don’t think about it, with your little dick in your fingers, and I was starting to get hair on it, but this time, I noticed the girl.
[Fit little spinner takes cumshot on her tight abs.] I read that right, it said Abs, but she bent over to take it up the ass, and from back there. Even her back looked muscular, and tanned except the tanlines from her bra strap, or maybe it was a swimsuit.
I don’t know, but I had the sound off, so I didn’t have to listen to her squealing. I could hear his manly grunts either, but I could imagine. Finally, he pulled out so she could turn over, and sure enough, he beat off all over the tight rippling tummy.
“Uh!” I pulled my shirt up, and felt the cum jets shoot out to splash hot, and wet to stick to my body. “Oh, god. Umn!” Then, I lucked out because some of it shot right op on my face. It hit my nose, but it ran down like hot snot, and I licked my lips. “Nmh!” it tasted delicious, so I felt up my tummy, and licked most of it off my fingers, but something bothered me.
Not the fact that I was gay. Obviously, I just didn’t want to admit it to myself, but with the orgasm fading, it came as such a relief. I just felt fat, and still pretty hairless. “Oh, huh.” I wiped my thumb off on my shirt, and pulled it down. Dried off my body so it stuck to me, but I couldn’t help feeling it.
I guess my only excuse is that I’m in middle school now, so all the boys are talking about Fags, and calling everything gay. When they would have said wuss, or girly back in elementary school, but now they’re starting to notice girls, at least the ones with something to show for it, but I tapped the Search and <<<<<< Backspaced so all my search terms popped up.
[Tiny Tits] Or [Titless.] I didn’t know why I thought that tits were a turnoff, I guess I told myself that it made them look old. Yeah, at least 18, but when you’re 12, and horny, you can’t imagine that a girl like that would ever see anything in a boy like me, until I grew a few more inches, more hair on my balls, and maybe some muscle?
“Huh!” I got up, and peeled my shirt off. Looked myself in the mirror, and I had to admit that I didn’t like what I saw. I’m not that fat, but a quick search for Gay Bears told me that’s not what I wanted. There was this pretty funny Pedobear furry cosplay though. Somebody made a Pedobear fursuit, and fucked Austin.
I found a new pornstar, on a site called FunsizeBoys.com, but I just realized that I don’t want to fuck him. I want to get fucked by big strong hairy guys with monster cocks, I just stopped trying to pretend I was Kitty Jung, or Melissa Ashley. The best part was when I realized that I didn’t have to eat all of it. My cum also made a good enough lube for a stinky pinky to finger fuck my ass until I got a boner again, and got up on my shoulders with my butt up on the wall so I could give myself a facial, and feel my tight virgin asshole squeeze my fingers in spasms of pleasure with each shot of jizz all over my face.
Yup, I’m a complete butt boy, and that was cool for a while until I got in shape, and actually looked good enough to jerk off in front of the mirror. Too bad middle school boys are so immature, and homophobic, even when they joke about stuff being gay, or cock sucking butfuckers, they don’t mean it. They just want to see if you’re gay, or even bicurious, so they can beat you up, but I’m not falling for that again.
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Chase (Bm Gay Anal)
So, I didn’t get lucky until Mr. Jerrel put this chaise lounge out at the curb, but his son Ron took the light end. “Hey, what’s wrong with it?” I flopped down, but it rocked on the sidewalk.
“One of the feet split, and fell off. Get up.” So, he flipped it over to show me the screw sticking out, but it scraped, bent, and fucked up the threads when I sat on it.
“Well, I bet my dad could fix it if we took it to his shop.” I went around to the heavy end. Well, it turns out it didn’t have a heavy end, it’s mostly wood with a little cloth stapled to it with the cushions taken off. He took the light end again, even though he was 14, and in high school.
“Hey, you’ve been working out lately.”
“Yeah, all summer.” I just shrugged, and pumped it with my elbows bent to pop my biceps tight in my teeshirt. Also my chest, it’s not that big yet, but holding up the section like that.
“It sure shows.”
“Thanks.” We finally got it up my driveway, and through the open gates, so I said “Set it down here, I have to go get the keys from the kitchen.”
“I’ll come with you,” he laughed at his own joke, but Ronny’s one of those guys, I wasn’t never sure about. Until he really started hitting on me, so I was sure he really liked me, instead of just playing gay to trick me, and chase me. “Hey Mrs. Chevy.”
“It’s Chevre’.”
“Sorry, Mrs. ChevRuh, you got something cold to drink?”
“Ice water in the fridge.” She just pushed the loafs in the oven, and shut it, then dusted the flour off her hands on her way back to the living room. I got a big tall glass of ice water we could share, and he carried it back out, while I shut the door.
“She racist?”
“No, what do you mean racist?”
“Well, not like nigger nigger racist, but she kinda comes off like. Oh, I don’t want to sound racist but…”
“No, not at all.”
“Let me guess, some of her best friends.”
“Well, okay yeah. She does have some pretty racist friends, I guess.”
“So, what kinda name is Chevre’ anyway?”
“French, it’s actually a kind of Goat cheese, but she’s not French. She just married my dad because he’s French.”
“Oh yeah, he from Gay Paree?” He winked, and I swear I blushed, but since I started tanning topless, you couldn’t tell no more. Not that you can tell when he’s blushing neither, did I mention he’s black?
“No Vancouver actually, but he speaks French.”
“Huh, I thought it was hot in the kitchen with the oven going, but how can your dad stand to work out here, all summer?”
“Oh,” I took my shirt off, and turned the fan on. It’s this big huge one, like the size of those backpack motors they use to fly on parachutes? But it’s not like a propeller, or anything, just a big fan.
“Huh!” He took his shirt off, and put his arms up. So, his dark cut body glistened with sweat until he dried off, but his pits filled the open garage with his manly musk.
So, I went and shut the door, and he turned around when it got dark. “What you do that for?” I felt the ball chain, and pulled it so the bare bulb in the cage lit up.
“Huh, so I can see you, but nobody else can see me with you.”
“All right,” he rubbed his junk in his pants, but he’s not one of those urban, inner city gangster rap black guys. His whole family is like suburban, yuppy/preppy black people, honestly they fit right in the neighborhood, unless you’re racist. “Damn, you got Cut!”
He felt up my abs, and even rubbed my ribs through my chest, since you can’t see my ribs through my chest muscles no more. I’ve been doing pushups out in the sun too, just hoping someone would notice. I never believed that it would be him, as much as I hoped it might.
“Huh, let me.” The chaise rocked when I set down on the corner, but it just happened to be the corner that didn’t have sides on it. Or the seat back, there’s really no difference between the side, and back, except for one side is twice as long, so it takes too cushions.
I laughed, when it bent down, and my eyes went wide with every inch that kept appearing as I slowly pulled down his boxers. “Huh, they don’t call you Ronald McDong for nothing!” It popped up, and missed my face, but then it bounced right in front of me, so I could close my eyes, shake my head, and rub it all over my face.
“Ha, who calls me that?”
“Nobody,” I gripped it, and slipped the skin down so it revealed the big purple head. About the size of a walnut? I guess. “I told you they Don’t call you that.” Then, I tasted his sweat, and a little something else? I don’t know what it was, other than dick. I never tasted an uncircumcised one, but I never even sucked my own dick, though not for lack of trying.
“You like sucking dick, huh?”
“Smup, uh huh. Don’t you?”
“I don’t know, I never tried it.” He grinned, so I leaned back, and untied the drawstring on my shorts.
“Well, why don’t you come here,” I inched my finger, and turned it over to point down, “And try it?” Winced a little, bracing myself for what he might say, but I’m not going to lose my virginity if I keep chickening out.
“Jock strap, nice.” He pulled up the pouch, so my balls fell out first, and the straps stretched tight between my thighs, and butt cheeks. “Oomh! Woolooh!” He rolled his balls around with his tongue, then let them pop back out. “Swop, pup!” he licked his lips, and grinned. “You shave it?”
“Yeah all of it, it got hot and sweaty on summer, you like it?”
“Yeah,” he hooked his finger up under the empty pouch, and pulled my dick out to pop it in his mouth. “Mh, snh!” He closed his eyes, and grinned. Then, he stuck his tongue out, and rubbed my dick head hard against the roof of his mouth, to lick my clean shaven scrotum, an pop my balls in his mouth one bi one with his fingers.
“Ugh fugh, uhhhh! Fuck uhuhuhuh!”
He let my balls fall out, and a little cum drooled down him before he licked his tongue back in, and rubbed the underside of my cock spurting right in his mouth.
“Snh!” He let it slip out, and drop wet on my sticky balls, and closed his eyes.
“Don’t swallow it, not yet.” I pulled my knees up. “You like to fuck ass?”
He grinned, and pushed my knees up, but he didn’t say anything with his mouth full. He just stuck his tongue out, and caught it with his fingers in my butt crack. “Oh, uhnh!” I had to hold one leg up, while he held the other, and wiped 3 fingers up, before he slipped 2 back down, and slipped the middle one right in. “Huh, fuck your finger’s so big!”
He wiggled in the first knuckle, but then I had to push out, to stretch over the next one. “I don’t know, I never buttfucked such a tight virgin ass before.”
“Ngh!” I drooled, and wiped my cheek off on my shoulder, but I couldn’t help squirming. “Huh, who?”
“Who what?”
“Who you been fucking, nguh! FUCK!” His knuckle popped out, and then his nail, so I puckered, but but then he leaned down, and stuck the tip of his tongue in.
Wiggled it side to side, then licked up to my balls. “qup!”
“Oh, oh god! Nguh! Nguh!” He sucked my balls again, and I never noticed before, but his nose looks like the club, on a club card? Like the Ace of Clubs if you turned it over, so the round part pointed down, and the wide part spread out between his eyes to his eyebrows. He slipped his thumb up, to wiggle that in next, and I just grunted with the ache of pleasure.
Yeah, it hurts, of course it fucking hurts but I love it. “Uh, nh!” I turned over when he popped his thumb out, and crossed my legs, covering my butt, and feeling a thick drop drool out of my still soft dick.
“You ready, you ready to get fucked?”
“No, I. Huh, I’m sorry, but can it wait?” I’m satisfied now, and I really don’t want to ruin it by splitting myself around something I’m too big to take, again. There’s a bit of a learning curve back there, especially when you consider that shit is supposed to come out. You’re not supposed to try to shove the handle of an awl pick in.
“Yeah, all right.” He patted my hip, and pumped the skin up and down the dry tacky tip again.
“Huh, let me suck you, let me suck it off. Oom, mh!”
“Yeah, hum.”
“Mhn mhn!”
“Huh yeah, gimme a hummer.” I rubbed his balls, until he let go so I could stroke his cock, and rub his balls, suck on the end, and feel his skin bunch up to kiss it.
“Mh mhn hm?”
“SNH!” He just took a deep breath through his nose, but then I felt the head swell up, and the load bulge. Backed up against my thumb, I gripped it tighter, and felt back to rub his twitching taint. Tough his hairy pucker, and felt it clench up in tight orgasmic spasms. “Uh FUCK! Let go, let go ah AH!”
It all came out at once, and I mean at least a tablespoon of hot tangy sticky spooge right in my mouth. “Smup!” It dropped out, but I didn’t spill a drop, and curled my tongue into a spoon to hold it, sitting up. “HulH! Huh!” It fell on the middle of my chest, and dripped down to catch it. Rub it into my six pack to make it glisten, tanned, taut, and twitching with pleasure. “Huh!”
“Why’d you do that?”
“Huh what?” I blinked, and shook my head.
“Hold my nut in like that.”
“Huh, so it all comes out at once. You ever catch it in your hand like this?” Or like my mom, measuring a tablespoon of baking powder in her palm.
“Huh, yeah. That felt amazing!”
“So, who do you know that likes to fuck, and suck dick?”
“I don’t know nobody.”
“Oh, come on man. You never got that good in bed by not fucking and sucking boys.”
“Yeah, but I don’t know them. In high school, they all closeted and shit.”
“Oh yeah. So, you got a glory hole or something, in high school?”
“Yeah, or something. You go to Southeast, right?”
“Yeah, same as you did.”
“Yeah, so you know how the doors, and stalls don’t go all the way down to the floor?”
“Oh yeah, so you can stick your head under the side, and suck balls, and stuff.”
“Yeah, except all they ever do is reach under to jerk me off.” He pulled his long limp dick up, and squeezed another drop out I missed. “Huh, I always wanted to suck balls, and teabag, especially.”
“Huh, well why don’t you shave your balls, so next time I get to suck them too? But not your ass, especially your asshole.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah, I love your hairy asshole, especially the hairs that curl around your asshole, but you better clean it out real good for me, if you want me to eat your ass out.”
“Okay, yeah. I thought, you was straight, or maybe metro, the way they used to chase you around the neighborhoood.”
“Yeah, I used to be chaste around the neighborhood, but not no more! You get it?”
“Get what?”
“Oh, never mind. If you have to explain the joke, it ain’t funny.”
“Yeah,” but he put his clothes back on, and kissed me goodbye, before I opened up the garage doors to let him out. Then, I went to take a shit, shower, and enema.
You never know when you’re gonna get lucky, so it helps to stay clean, just in case.
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