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I’m Annabelle 25 and last week I was at the family farm with my boyfriend Scott. We were walk around and in the back paddock decided to have sex on a haystack. After we had fucked and I was ready to return to the house. Scott dropped his cellphone and as he bent over to pickup it up. Brutus my younger brother’s goat came charging up and butted Scott in the arse and he landed in a muddy puddle left over from recent rain. I peed myself laughing and Scott isn’t happy about being the butt of everyone’s jokes.

If you know anything about my sexual history you know one thing. I love to give blowjobs. I literally have no idea why that is. I know a lot of girls could take it or leave it. And some, for reasons known only to them, just won’t do it. But I can’t imagine going more than a couple of days without having someone’s little-man wet-sneeze on my tonsils. I used to laugh when my obviously feminist guidance counselor asked me what I would do if I had a billion dollars and didn’t have to work. I knew she was trying to figure out what I should do for a living. I thought that was hilarious because, by her logic, I should be a kept woman or standing on a street corner in a pair of …

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Years ago when I was 24 and foolish, I hooked up with footballer. Not a national league just our local. I started having regular sex with him, then I found that he had secretly filmed us having sex. He had shown all his team mates and I didn’t know what to do. I had friend who was very smart and was studying to be a pharmacist. He was always picked on at school, they called a nerd and worse. But when he home from university, I asked him what could I do. He said I could report my now ex boyfriend to the police, but that would mean everybody finding out about it. I said They all probably know already, or I could just get even. How I asked, itching powder is the best way …

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You’ve got no idea how horny each issue of Hustler makes my girlfriend Janine. Every month I get more & more excited the closer it comes to the next issue, anticipating Janine getting hot as she looks through the magazine. Janine dresses very sexily, in stockings and a tight basque that barely contains her 36C tits, her nipples already hard as she flicks through the pages, getting aroused as she reads the raunchy confessions alongside the stunning girl pics. Soon she’ll be so hot her fingers will be inside her panties, teasing her glistening Cunt, dripping deep inside and stroking her Clit till she’s so out of control she’ll reach for her vibrator, which has to be one of the biggest I’ve ever seen. Lying back on the bed, she’ll part her thighs and, holding …

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The blond girl gasps as the man’s hands cup her small, round breasts, pressing the stubbly erect nipples together so that his tongue need move only an inch or two to tease both. A moment later he reaches down her body, slipping a hand between her thighs. Deftly his fingers sift the dark blond curls of her pubic hair, smooth & damp lips of her vagina. She moans as he brushes her clitoris. Moving more urgently now, he slides a leg over hers and settles between her thighs. The girl grunts as the weight of his crotch pushes against hers, the hot, rigid thickness of his large erection butting against her stomach. Grasping his engorged shaft, the man brings its tip down against the blondes pubic mound. As his broad bulb sinks between her swollen …

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It was the summer of 1965, my best friend Leo lived just over the hill from me, he was 18 and I was 17, I had just graduated high school and Leo had just finished his freshman year in College. I had purchased a 57 Chevy and Leo’s Dad had gotten him an old Studebaker. I had always wondered why he had purchased the old car that needed work for Leo because he was a jock, me, Gill was the wrench turner that’s why my 57 Chevy had almost 500 horse power. Well time and time again Leo and I would go out in his Mom’s white 1963 Chevy Impala Convertible. Leo’s Mom Sue was hot 32 (looked 22), about 5’4” tall 105 lbs Black Hair, dark eyes 36C boobs, great ass and legs. Leo’s …

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You can say I love older women at least a good decade or so. If I were to ever choose to be married to someone it’s going to be with an older woman by 15-25 years older then me. Why? Well after this story I guess you will get the picture. This was one of a life time opportunities I had. I had just gotten out of the Pen two weeks earlier from serving 16 months of a duece plus for setting fires. Time went smoothly and I wanted to keep my nose clean. I was also in the 12 step recovery groups. Mainly AA as booze was my main concern. I met this lady who loved hearing my story and immediately gravitated to my sharing. After a few more meetings in a two week …

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