Introduction
Greetings – I must introduce myself I am Frederick John Caunce (call me Frederick or FJC and I will respond.) I am an elderly Bi British Gentleman who refuses to use American spelling or corruption of sex terms. I am also pedantic. Pussy is a cat and the American misinterpretation of Hairy Twat – most cunts have trimmed or shaven pubic hair, – so cunt or twat are my preferences for vaginas – and cock – prick or tool are the words I use – for penis Also, Ass is a donkey you can ride on Blackpool Beach, – Arse is the correct term. I will now commence to tell you about my boyhood pleasures, At the age of 4, my mother pitched a tent in the garden and my friend Leonard joined me, He …